Go outdoors and stay there with some cruelty free SPF.
Why send someone an ordinary card when you could send a personalized tuber instead.
An eclectic, entertaining, and often enlightening examination of the inner workings of the mind. Bursting with ideas…” — Kirkus Reviews
For some reason, sporting one of these on your ring finger stretches your mortality a few extra years.
Try it on yourself (or test someone you love who you think might have issues).