Go outdoors and stay there with some cruelty free SPF.
Should you marry? Should you quit your job? Should you move to Gozo? This will help you make the decision.
Why send someone an ordinary card when you could send a personalized tuber instead.
Try it on yourself (or test someone you love who you think might have issues).
For some reason, sporting one of these on your ring finger stretches your mortality a few extra years.